Scratch up or down ??

Put gas on and light fool..

use sandpaper and move in a circular motion..that should take care of the itch

Take a bath

you've never scratched your balls before?
Just do it however it feels comfortable and relieves the itch.

Scratch up and down with a heavy course Wire brush..Apply concentrated lye soap to preclude further problems

lather it with butter first and this part is very important put a condom on to protect your wiener than take two cell phones and put it on vibrate while putting fire ants on them.

you first pull all your hair off, then get a dog to bite them

Depends if they're Titleist or some other brand. They all get itchy in different areas.

Stick 'em in the ball washer, and give 'em a good ol' scrubbin'

pinch and roll. duh.